Political Roast

Australia’s New 'Chup Kar' Formula: Criticising Israel’s Policy Is Now Apparently Anti-Semitism? Wah Bhai Wah!

Australia's new Royal Commission on Antisemitism is trying to pass off criticism of Israel's government as hate speech, creating a bizarre logical loophole that silences dissent and ignores diverse Jewish voices.

Source: Al Jazeera

Jun 02, 2026 • 1 views

US Elections or Bigg Boss? California Voters Get a Ballot Longer Than a Shaadi Guest List!

California's primary election turns into a hilarious circus with a 60-candidate ballot, reality TV stars running for mayor, and Donald Trump pulling off classic 'desi-style' political favors.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 3 views

Trump Declares 'Eternal' Peace in Lebanon While Netanyahu and Hezbollah Keep Swiping Left

Donald Trump proudly announced an 'eternal' ceasefire in Lebanon, but Benjamin Netanyahu and Hezbollah completely ignored the memo, continuing their heavy clashes while global oil prices spiked in response.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 1 views

‘Delete For Everyone’ Drama: Keir Starmer Accused of Clearing WhatsApp History Like a Guilty Boyfriend!

UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer is in deep water as the Tories accuse him of deleting his WhatsApp history with Peter Mandelson, leaving behind 1,500 pages of blank spaces and redactions.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 1 views

South Africa’s Toxic Landlord Vibes: Blaming Neighbors For Their Own Mess!

A savage, Hinglish satirical take on the rising anti-immigrant tensions in South Africa, where political drama and local scapegoating have turned Mossel Bay into a chaotic survival zone for neighboring Mozambicans.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 1 views

Aussie Chronicles: Super Soldiers, AI Ka Kharcha, and the Great 'Magnetic' Khilona Ban!

A hilarious Hinglish breakdown of the latest Australian news, featuring top-secret war crime files, overpriced AI subscriptions, a failing government algorithm, and the tragic shutdown of a 140-year-old brewery.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 1 views

UK Home Office Plays 'Baghban' in Real Life: 5-Year-Old Kids Told to Pack Bags and Leave Parents!

The UK Home Office is sending deportation letters to children as young as five, whose parents are legal care workers in the UK, sparking outrage and a potential mass exodus of essential healthcare staff.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 01, 2026 • 1 views

Colombia Elections: 'El Tigre' Roars Into The Finals While President Cries 'EVM Hack'!

Trump admirer Abelardo 'El Tigre' Espriella wins the first round of Colombia's presidential election, triggering classic 'election fraud' drama from the left-wing president as they head to a June runoff.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 01, 2026 • 1 views

Dublin Mall Security Goes Full WWE: Public Says 'Aise Kaise Chalega, Bhai?'

Weekly protests are erupting in Dublin as people demand justice for Yves Sakila, a Congolese man who tragically died after being restrained by mall security guards.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 31, 2026 • 1 views

Malta Elections: Robert Abela Wins 4th Term While Opponent's Six-Pack Abs Fail to Impress!

Malta's Labour Party secures a historic fourth term under Robert Abela, defeating a former Mr. World contestant, proving that political stability beats six-pack abs every single time.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 31, 2026 • 1 views

Omar Abdullah Hosts VIP-Only Party on June 3: Congress Ghosted & BJP Predicts 'Game Over'!

Omar Abdullah has called a meeting of NC and independent MLAs on June 3, leaving coalition partner Congress out in the cold, while the BJP happily predicts the government's imminent collapse.

Source: The Hindu

May 31, 2026 • 1 views

12 Years Later, Syria’s Genius Detectives Finally Realize Missing Kids Aren't Just Playing Hide-and-Seek

Syria's new commission took a whole 12 years to conclude that a chess champion's six children, abducted in 2013, are deceased. The update comes with absurd details of a military officer accusing toddlers of being 'terrorist financiers,' showcasing a masterclass in delayed justice and bizarre logic.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 31, 2026 • 1 views