Political Roast

UK Govt To Supermarkets: 'Bhai, Thoda Discount De Do!' But Retailers Are In No Mood For 'Free Ki Pappi'

The UK government tried to play the 'pity card' by asking supermarkets to voluntarily freeze prices on daily groceries. The retailers swiped left on this proposal, calling it pure madness, while Scotland tried to play the ultimate hero with its own dramatic price-fixing promises.

Trump Bhai’s War Toys Confiscated: US Senate Puts a Speed Breaker on Iran Adventure!

The US Senate has voted to curb Donald Trump's powers to wage war against Iran, thanks to a few rebellious Republicans and a classic revenge vote from Senator Bill Cassidy.

Mirzapur in Sydney, Budget 'Tu-Tu Main-Main', and the Ultimate 'Sorry Shaktimaan' Exit!

Australia goes full Bollywood: A former chief exits after a lifetime of 'lawyer-approved' apologies, politicians exchange savage dialogue-baazi over the budget, and Sydney hospitals double as action-movie drop zones.

San Diego Mosque Attack: Three Absolute Legends Show Brainwashed Teens What Real Bravery Looks Like

Three brave men in San Diego thwarted a deadly mosque attack by two teenagers armed with 30 guns, proving that real heroism doesn't need a Hollywood budget, while exposing the absolute joke that is US gun control.

Trump's New 'MAGA Jamai' Ken Paxton, A Drone-Proof Shadi Hall, And Other Wild American Drama!

Donald Trump endorses Ken Paxton in Texas while bragging about a bizarre, drone-proof underground ballroom, as JD Vance defends a $1.8B fund and the NAACP calls for an athletic boycott.

Uncle Sam's 'Emergency' for White Afrikaners: Refugee Crisis or Just Another US 'Jugaad'?

US has declared an 'emergency' for white South African refugees, opening doors for 10,000 more, while a certain former president cries 'white genocide'. Meanwhile, actual refugee crises are apparently less urgent. It's a real 'dil de diya hai, jaan bhi de denge' moment for Uncle Sam, but only for some!