Political Roast

Hair Style Ho To Aisa! VIP Buffalo 'Donald Trump' Escapes Eid Sacrifice

A 700kg albino buffalo named 'Donald Trump' in Bangladesh was spared from Eid sacrifice after his blonde hair tuft made him a viral celebrity, prompting a government intervention over security concerns.

Source: The Guardian

May 28, 2026 • 2 views

Syria Se Ghar Wapsi: Australia Welcomes Terror-Linked Returnees With Handcuffs, Not Halwa!

Australian women returning from Syrian camps are finding out that 'ghar wapsi' comes with handcuffs, court dates, and some savage 'I told you so' energy from their Prime Minister.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 28, 2026 • 2 views

Aussie Sarkar's Epic 'Jugaad': Useless Job Apps, Social Media Drama, and EMI Dhamaka!

A hilarious breakdown of Australian politics, featuring useless job agencies, social media age-check comedy, impending interest rate hikes, and visa freezes, all served with a spicy desi twist.

Source: The Guardian

May 27, 2026 • 1 views

Trump’s Magic 'Ashirwad' Rules Texas, White House Preps For UFC Dangal, and Biden Hides His Memory Report Card!

Donald Trump's endorsement helps Ken Paxton crush his opponent in Texas, while the White House preps for a literal birthday cage match, and Joe Biden goes to court to hide his embarrassing memory-lapse audio tapes.

Source: The Guardian

May 27, 2026 • 3 views

Spain's Political Raita: Cops Gatecrash PM Sanchez's Party HQ While He Seeks Divine Help At The Vatican

Spanish police raided PM Pedro Sanchez's party headquarters in Madrid over a corruption probe involving Leire Diez, while the PM was away visiting the Vatican. With his wife, brother, and former PM Zapatero also under investigation, the opposition is demanding early elections.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 27, 2026 • 2 views

4-Crore Ka Ghotala And 2-Lakh Ke Namak-Dani: Humza Yousaf Wants Heavy 'Dhulai' For Former Party Boss!

Former Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf is absolutely furious at former party chief Peter Murrell for embezzling £400,000, which was spent on luxury motorhomes and ridiculously expensive £2,600 salt and pepper shakers, ultimately ruining Humza's short-lived political reign.

Source: The Guardian

May 27, 2026 • 1 views

Spain's 'Singham' Moment: Police Raid Ruling Party HQ While PM Does 'Vatican Yatra' to Escape Family Drama!

Spanish police raided the ruling party's headquarters over illegal funding while PM Pedro Sánchez visited the Vatican. Meanwhile, his brother, wife, and former PM Zapatero are all facing separate corruption investigations amidst a massive heatwave.

Source: The Guardian

May 27, 2026 • 1 views

Trump Ke 'Ashirwad' Ne Kiya Kamaal: Ken Paxton Ne Senator Cornyn Ko Diya Dhobi Pachhad!

In a hilarious turn of events, Trump-backed Ken Paxton completely demolished veteran Senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican primary, proving that Trump's blessing is the ultimate cheat code in US politics.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 27, 2026 • 1 views

Ok Boomer! Retired Tauji Tony Blair Drops A 5,700-Word WhatsApp Forward, Gen Z Minister Says 'Please Move On'

Former UK PM Tony Blair wrote a massive 5,700-word essay lecturing his party on how they are losing their way, only for a junior minister to politely tell him that his 90s ideas are as outdated as dial-up internet.

Source: The Guardian

May 27, 2026 • 0 views

White House Ya Fight Club? Trump Chacha is Celebrating His 80th Birthday with a UFC Dhamaka!

Forget quiet retirement parties; Donald Trump is celebrating his 80th birthday by turning the White House South Lawn into a literal UFC arena for a mixed martial arts showdown.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 27, 2026 • 0 views

Move Over Lotus & Hand: Why the 'Cockroach Janta Party' is the Ultimate Desi Political Nightmare!

When a top legal official compared unemployed youth to cockroaches, India's internet army did what it does best: they launched the satirical 'Cockroach Janta Party' (CJP), turning a savage insult into a viral political movement that has international media completely baffled.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 26, 2026 • 0 views

Senegal's Ultimate 'Uno Reverse': Fired PM Ousmane Sonko Returns As Parliament Speaker In Just 4 Days!

In a hilarious turn of events in Senegal, President Faye fired his PM Ousmane Sonko on Friday, only for Sonko's party-dominated parliament to elect him as the new Speaker on Tuesday. It's the ultimate political comeback!

Source: Al Jazeera

May 26, 2026 • 2 views