Political Roast

Sarkari Siesta & Mafia Masti: Pope Leo XIV Visits Italy's 'Land of Fires' While Authorities Sleep Since 1988!

Pope Leo XIV visited Italy's toxic 'Land of Fires' to comfort families of cancer victims, highlighting a massive mafia-run illegal dumping racket that the Italian government conveniently ignored for over three decades.

Source: The Guardian

May 23, 2026 • 1 views

Sasti Masti: UK Government Cuts Tax On Kids' Meals, But Restaurateurs Call It Pure 'Dikhava'!

UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves' grand plan to cut VAT on children's meals from 20% to 5% has backfired, with restaurateurs calling it a useless political stunt that won't help struggling families or businesses.

Source: The Guardian

May 23, 2026 • 0 views

Slovenia's New PM Janez Jansa Is Like That Desi Uncle Who Refuses To Leave The WhatsApp Group!

Right-wing populist Janez Jansa has made a dramatic comeback as Slovenia's Prime Minister for the fourth time, forming a unique coalition government after a post-election deadlock. Known for his love of Trump and tax cuts for the rich, Jansa's return promises a wild political ride for the EU nation.

Source: Al Jazeera

May 22, 2026 • 1 views

High-Voltage Bhaang: Victoria’s Labor Wants You to Fix Wires and Chill!

A hilarious, sarcastic breakdown of Victoria's pre-election promises, where Labor is offering 2,000 electrician apprenticeships alongside plans to decriminalize cannabis, while the opposition wants 17-year-olds on the road.

Source: The Guardian

May 22, 2026 • 1 views

UK Politics Is Giving High-Voltage Desi Drama: 9-Hour Resignations, Comeback Kings, and Empty Pockets!

The UK political scene turns into a hilarious soap opera as a Green candidate resigns within nine hours, Andy Burnham plots a dramatic comeback, and the country's debt reaches astronomical heights.

Source: The Guardian

May 22, 2026 • 1 views

12-Hour Political Career: Green Party Candidate Retires Faster Than Desi Parents Rejecting Your Career Choices!

Green Party candidate Chris Kennedy set a world record by resigning just 12 hours after his announcement due to controversial social media posts, leaving his party in absolute panic.

Source: The Guardian

May 22, 2026 • 2 views

UK's 'Udhaar' Game Strong: Borrowing £24.3 Billion Just To Keep The British Tea Brewing!

The UK government went on a massive borrowing spree in April, taking £24.3 billion in loans as inflation and political drama sent their interest payments to historic highs.

Source: The Guardian

May 22, 2026 • 1 views

Sarkari Speed Pro Max: UK Spends 8 Months Writing A 300-Page Manual On Who Can Pee Where!

The UK government took eight months to drop a 300-page guide declaring that public toilets must be used based on biological sex, leaving everyone from award-winning toilet designers to lawyers in a state of utter chaotic confusion.

Source: BBC News

May 21, 2026 • 2 views

Trump’s $1 Billion 'Taj Mahal' Ballroom Plan Gets Ghosted By His Own Party: No Free Biryani For You, Bhai!

Donald Trump's grand plans to build a $1 billion White House ballroom and a $1.776 billion 'slush fund' have faced a massive backlash from his own Republican colleagues, who are busy trying to delete these expensive demands from the latest security bill.

Source: The Guardian

May 21, 2026 • 2 views

UK Visa Dreams Ka Breakdown: Net Migration Halved as London Plays Hard to Get!

The UK's net migration has plummeted by nearly 50%, leaving prospective immigrants stranded as British politicians fight over who can shut the borders tighter.

Source: The Guardian

May 21, 2026 • 2 views

UK's New Robin Hood? Wes Streeting Wants to Tax Rich Landlords Like 9-to-5 Desis, But Runs Away from Leadership Dangal!

Wes Streeting is pitching a massive wealth tax to equalize capital gains and income tax for his Labour leadership bid, but he has temporarily paused his rebellion to avoid a clash with Andy Burnham.

Source: The Guardian

May 21, 2026 • 2 views

CJI Sahab Ne "Cockroach" Bola Tha Insult Karne Ko, Gen Z Ne Bola "Shukriya" — Aur 5 Din Mein Cockroach Janta Party Ke 10 Million Followers Ho Gaye!

BJP ko 8+ saal lage the apna Instagram banane mein — Cockroach Janta Party ne woh distance 5 din mein cover kar liya. 3.5 lakh log website par register kar chuke hain. Supreme Court ka ek insult India ka sabse bada social media movement ban gaya. Kisi ko nahi pata tha. Sabko pata hona chahiye tha.

By A Cockroach

May 21, 2026 • 8 views