Political Roast

Trump's New Spy Chief Is A Real Estate King: CID Meets Property Dealer!

Donald Trump appoints real estate heir Bill Pulte as the new US spy chief, leaving politicians panicking over the future of their favorite warrantless surveillance program.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 0 views

Trump’s Sima Taparia Era: Matchmaking for 2028, Bibi’s Loud Class, and the Great American 'Sanskaar' Test!

Donald Trump plays political matchmaker for 2028, admits to screaming at Netanyahu like a toxic best friend, and plans a 'sanskaari' vetting process for university grants while LA prepares for a reality-TV-style mayoral showdown.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

Royal Navy Ka 'Udan Khatola' Crashes In Devon: Did Someone Forget The Jugaad?

A Royal Navy helicopter took an unexpected early morning dirt nap in a Devon field, prompting a classic 'we will update you soon' speech from PM Keir Starmer and leaving us wondering if they need some Indian jugaad to keep their choppers airborne.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

Trump Uncle’s New Target: Why US Hospitals Are Doing A 'U-Turn' On Trans Kids' Healthcare

US hospitals are abruptly halting gender-affirming care for trans teenagers due to political pressure and fear of losing federal funding under the Trump administration, forcing resilient teens to navigate a bureaucratic nightmare.

Source: The Verge

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

UK Pulis Handcuffs Stabbing Victim Over 'Woke' Manual: Desi Style Roast of the Century

A savage, Hinglish satirical take on the UK police handcuffing a dying stabbing victim due to confusing anti-racism guidelines, and the absolute political circus that followed.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

NRI Prince of Iran Wants His Throne Back, But His Toxic Fan Club Just Ruined The Vibe!

Reza Pahlavi, the Washington-based son of Iran's deposed Shah, is facing a massive PR disaster. While trying to pitch himself as a democratic savior, his hardcore supporters are busy glorifying SAVAK, his father's brutal secret police, leaving the 'NRI Prince' in an incredibly awkward spot.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

DKShi’s Mega Coronation: Bengaluru Traffic Cries in Kannada as Congress Plays Musical Chairs!

D.K. Shivakumar is all set to take oath as the 34th Chief Minister of Karnataka alongside 13 cabinet ministers, while Bengaluru techies prepare to battle apocalyptic traffic jams.

Source: The Hindu

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

UK Police Logic: Handcuffing a Dying Student Because 'Rules Are Rules', Yaar!

In a mind-boggling display of logic, UK police decided to handcuff a dying 18-year-old stabbing victim instead of giving him immediate medical aid, sparking massive outrage and protests.

Source: Al Jazeera

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

US Primaries 2026: From Gully Cricket Map Hacks to Attendance-Shortage Netas, The American Political Circus is Peak Desi Drama!

A hilarious Hinglish roast of the 2026 US midterm primaries, featuring California's leadership vacuum, New Jersey's attendance issues, and the Supreme Court's map-redrawing shenanigans.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

Helicopter Pilot vs. Mr. India: Rebecca Bennett Ready to Ground Trump’s Favorite Absentee Politician!

Former Navy helicopter pilot Rebecca Bennett wins the Democratic primary in New Jersey's 7th District, setting up a hilarious clash against Trump-backed Republican Tom Kean Jr., who has been missing from Congress for months.

Source: Al Jazeera

Jun 03, 2026 • 1 views

Neta Gimmicks Go Global: Barnaby Joyce Threatens Aussie Politicians With Ultimate 'Seat Gawaoge' Threat!

Barnaby Joyce and anti-abortion activists in NSW are threatening to unseat Nationals MPs if they don't vote for a new abortion ban, all while accidentally using pictures of baby sugar gliders instead of human foetuses on their protest banners.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 03, 2026 • 2 views

OLX Submarines & ChatGPT Lawsuits: Australia's Political Circus Goes Full Desi!

From buying second-hand submarines on 'OLX' to employees using ChatGPT to sue their bosses, Australian politics has officially entered the peak 'desi jugaad' zone.

Source: The Guardian

Jun 02, 2026 • 2 views